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All shit created, written and otherwise done by
John L. Messina
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(To the surprise of no one, it stars
HOT as Hell chantuese Lauren.)
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The Hot Mess hired a pair of actors to play his much younger girlfriends in an elaborate hoax perpetuated on his family over four months. See how they react on his hidden cameras.
Now out on Lolita2012.com!
John and Sarah stood in front of the Seattle Art Museum.
And asked people where it was.
All Our Hot Bits
JOHNNY COMEDI CONSPIRACIES
Our friend Johnny the conspiracy nut makes just enough sense to be scary.
John gets exposed to the beauty of nature.
And effing hates it.
John approached women half his age with a camera.
What could possibly be creepy about that?
THE HOT MESS IN THE BIG WOODS
AM I CREEPY?
HOT MESS MUSIC
Lauren Sings Songs About Having a Penis
John Signs Love Songs Written to Men
THE HOT MESS GETS HITCHED
John gets engaged to Jackie, who played Sarah in
Where's Sam? ... It's complicated.
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE REVOLUTION
We filmed Occupy Seattle, both the cops and the kids. Sometimes on hidden camera.
SHIT WE SHOT AT COMICON
We filmed Seattle Comicon, sometimes on hidden camera.
There were a suprising number of hot chicks.
People don't like talking on elevators.
John made them. And yes, he made it weird.