HOT MESS MUSIC
Lauren Sings Songs
About Having a Penis

John Sings Love Songs
Written to Men

It's all below.

New
Penis Song
Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic
(Sean Colvin version)
LAUREN SINGS SONGS ABOUT HAVING A PENIS
JOHN SINGS LOVE SONGS WRITTEN TO MEN
Big Ten-Inch Record
You Keep Me Hangin' On
My Ding-a-Ling
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
Big Bottom
Miss You
Crosscut Saw
Dreams
Big Balls
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(Unless you wrote one of these songs and are plannig to sue him, in which case, call his lawyers: Fuck, Off & Die.)