THE HOT MESS IN THE BIG WOODS
John is an inner-city
douchebag.

He
hates being out in nature.

Watch
The Hot Mess
struggle to find the
beauty of the forest.

(Other than the
hot chicks
on the trail, of course.)
Hot Chicks in the Big Woods
Trees. Rocks. Water. Whatever....
Falling Can Be Deadly, Part I
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All shit created, written and otherwise done by
Andrea Kaufman
John L. Messina
SO DON'T MESS
Falling Can Be Deadly, Part II
Ball Trail ... Hee Hee